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There's nothin' a someone may ever enlighten Maine that may ever catch Maine off-guard. Ever! i am continually lookin' for a few racism! regardless of wherever the fuck i am at, i am like "where the racism at? wherever it at, wherever it at, wherever it at?" regardless of wherever i am at. I may well be sittin' down with Regis Philbin, doin' associate degree interview, talkin' regarding Madagascar a pair of, sayin' "yeah, Regis, Madagascar 2's real sensible, man. I play a equine again! OH, this motherfucker's great!" And right within the middle of the interview, Regis'll pull a pencil out of his pocket, stab Maine within the neck and say "take that, ya fuckin' nigger! Take that, ya dirty, greasy nigger! Take that, ya fuckin' nigger!" And i might be like "I shoulda seen it comin'. I let Regis get too shut." i will be mad at Maine. i am going to apologize--"hey, man, I left my neck all out, man. I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry."

Chris Rock (Kill The Messenger)

[on Isaiah Washington being fired] What if the individual that he known as a faggot...was acting sort of a faggot? you do not ought to be gay to act sort of a faggot. you do not even ought to be a person to act sort of a faggot. Anybody will act sort of a faggot. Let Maine offer you associate degree example: i really like Gwen Stefani. i believe little doubt is one in all the simplest teams within the world; I keep a little doubt CD in my automotive and that i sing that shit to the tip. i am like "don't speak, i do know simply what you are sayin', oh, please stop explainin'"...I will not even get out my automotive 'til the shit's over. i am like "you understand you are sensible, you recognize you are real sensible...la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, [high pitched] Don't! Don't!" I fuckin' love Maine some Gwen Stefani! currently, if i am drivin' my automotive, and i am at the sunshine, and you within the automotive behind Maine, and therefore the light's red, and i am simply sittin' there blasting some Gwen Stefani and i am like "ain't no hollaback girl! Ain't no hollaback girl! Ain't no hollaback!" And you within the automotive behind Maine and therefore the light's red--cool. on the other hand the sunshine turns inexperienced. and that i do not see it, as a result of i am in Gwen Stefani heaven. and i am simply goin' "Ain't no hollaback girl! Ain't no hollaback girl! Ain't no hollaback!" currently the sunshine starts fuckin' blinking! It's gettin' able to flip red once more, and that i *still* do not see it, and i am in my automotive going "This shit is bananas! B-na-na-na-nas! This shit is bananas! B-na-na-na-nas!" currently if you within the automotive behind Maine, which light's gettin' able to flip red, and i am going "this shit is bananas! B-na-na-na-nas!" If you within the automotive behind Maine, you've got the correct to travel "HEY, FAGGOT! The light's getting ready to change!" Shit, even Elton John would decision Maine a faggot at that moment. it is not the word, it is the context during which the word is bein' said!

Chris Rock (Kill The Messenger)

But the question remains the same: will race say "nigger"? and therefore the answer's the same: not extremely. however wait a moment, there is one exception. there is one exception. there is one instance wherever race will say Black person. And I'ma let it out tonight. I'ma let it out here in urban center. The just the once that race will say Black person. race area unit like "this is what I paid for! it is a fuckin' nice night now!" The just the once race will say nigger: here it goes; listen closely. 'Cause i'll ne'er say this shit once more. The just the once race will say Black person, OK: if it's holiday, and it's between 4:30 and 4:49 within the morning. If you white, and you are on your thanks to Toys 'R' U.S.A. to induce your child the last electrical device doll, and right before you walk into Toys 'R' U.S.A., some someone runs up beside you, smacks you within the head with a brick, knocks you to the bottom, stomps on your face--"take that, you cracker-ass motherfucker!" Riverdances on your head--"take that, you cracker-ass motherfucker!" Takes your cash, pisses on you, and runs away--if you white, at that moment, you'll be able to say "Somebody stop that nigger!" Matter of reality, if you white which happens to you, you'll be able to say Black person for an entire month! however you gotta walk around with the police report in your pocket. just in case any black folks catch you sayin' Black person, the police report can act as your freedom papers. "Hey, I detected you speech communication nigger; let Maine see your fuckin' papers. Gimme the papers; show Maine the papers!" [pretends to scan a sheet] "Christmas Eve! 4:48! you simply created it, motherfucker! Pissed on you! ...I hope they catch that nigger!"

Chris Rock (Kill The Messenger)

Chris Rock motion-picture show Quotes:

Chris Rock (Richard Cooper): Chicken again? i am losin' my finger-lickin' mind over here!

[moves to leave]

Brenda Cooper: wherever you goin'?

Chris Rock (Richard Cooper): to induce some duck!

Down To Earth

Chris Rock (Richard Cooper): you recognize, some folks say life is brief which you may get hit by a bus at any moment which you've got to measure daily like it is your last. Bullshit. Life is long. you are in all probability not gonna get hit by a bus. And you are gonna ought to endure the alternatives you create for consequent fifty years.

Down To Earth

Brenda Cooper: area unit you reproof some very little bitch? area unit you reproof some whore? In my house?

Chris Rock (Richard Cooper): No no no, it's Saint George, it's Saint George.

Brenda Cooper: George?! What reasonably down low shit is that?

Down To Earth

Chris Rock (Richard Cooper): Life is regarding alternative. we tend to area unit the add of our decisions. And most of them area unit created for U.S.A.. you cannot select once you are born. you cannot select wherever you're born. you cannot select your family. you cannot even select WHO you like. however you'll be able to select however you like.

Down To Earth

Chris Rock (Mays Gilliam): I add a district thus dangerous, you'll be able to get shot whereas you are gettin' shot.

Head Of State

Chris Rock (Mays Gilliam): If we tend to had laws on the Destiny's kid Video, we'd have less crime.

Brian Lewis: i believe we should always let the folks decide.

Chris Rock (Mays Gilliam): The folks cannot decide! The folks area unit too busy gettin shot within the ass!

Head Of State

Debra Lassiter: that is precisely what we tend to needed to speak to you regarding.

Martin Geller: We'd such as you to endure President.

Chris Rock (Mays Gilliam): Of what?

Martin Geller: The us.

Chris Rock (Mays Gilliam): Of what?

Martin Geller: Of America.

Chris Rock (Mays Gilliam): that America?

Debra Lassiter: NORTH... America, Mays.

Chris Rock (Mays Gilliam): Get out of here.

Head Of State

Chris Rock (Lee Butters): someone took my telephone number and known as Afghanistan. Afghanastan. I've ne'er talked to anyone in Afghanistan, i do not understand no one in Afghanistan, and even though did understand anyone, i would not discuss with that Afghan ass for 3 hours. I will not discuss with my dad for 3 hours.

Lethal Weapon four

Chris Rock (Lee Butters): Ah, shit. He's dead, man. he is fuckin' dead, man. Yeah, this can be however he needed to return to America, right? wherever was he, within the Killing Section? This guy's been shot four times. At shut vary, like he was dead.

Roger Murtaugh: He WAS dead.

Martin Riggs: yea, by the crew.

Chris Rock (Lee Butters): What the FUCK, man? we tend to got folks gettin' killed left, right and center during this town; currently we're mercantilism victims? Hey, gangbangers wanna kill every other? No drawback. You or me, one in all U.S.A. gets shot? Hey, peril. however simply a traditional guy, THIS fuckin' guy? What the fuck did he ever do to anybody? That ain't right.

Lethal Weapon four

Leo Getz: Hey Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?

Chris Rock (Lee Butters): OH, i am a perp? You see a young brother within the back of a motorcar, mechanically i am a perp. check out my suit, check out my tie. What do I seem like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? check out this badge, bitch. cross-check the gun.

Leo Getz: Whoa, hey hey hey, place the pip, place the pip.

Lethal Weapon four